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15 April 2006 @ 10:02 pm
 
did someone rape you with the Complete P.G. Wodehouse?

Hee.

Colin! Will! The whole exchange is cracking me up. If Will turns into Bertie Wooster, I may never forgive you.
 
 
 
cruisn4alawsuit on April 16th, 2006 02:28 am (UTC)
*shakes head so hair falls in graceful waterfall down my back*
*yes, I've changed into my Lestat costume*
*it's very becoming*

Jack. Jack, Jack, Jack.

Don't you see? I want what you're... catching. Wait. That sounds self masturbatory. And does a guy from England even get baseball references like pitching and catching?
Jack Davenport: that's ridiculoustropnevad on April 16th, 2006 02:34 am (UTC)
*rubs temples tiredly*

You look extremely wan as a blond. Has anyone ever told you that?
cruisn4alawsuit on April 16th, 2006 02:38 am (UTC)
Well, you know that casting directors like to pair up blondes with - *looks at you pointedly* -dark horses, but maybe you've noticed that I'm always with dark haired people.

I like dark.

And I am fucking gorgeous as a blonde. I was a VAMPIRE. I was supposed to look wan.
Jack Davenport: nose wrinkletropnevad on April 16th, 2006 02:43 am (UTC)
I was under the impression that the words are mutually exclusive to each other. You may deduce on your own which words I'm referring to.
cruisn4alawsuit on April 16th, 2006 02:46 am (UTC)
You're not making any sense. You're being glib.

I'll hook you up to my e-meter one day. SSS. E-meters</s>. The silver rod thingies.

Mark my words, Jack. *narrows eyes*
Jack Davenport: nose wrinkletropnevad on April 16th, 2006 02:50 am (UTC)
It's like Nosferatu had a baby with a chav from Essex.
cruisn4alawsuit on April 16th, 2006 02:51 am (UTC)
...who's Chad?

*gets itchy suing fingers*
*if that massuese talked...*
Jack Davenporttropnevad on April 16th, 2006 02:53 am (UTC)
Your after-dinner appointment from yesterday.

Did you pass out again?
cruisn4alawsuit on April 16th, 2006 02:54 am (UTC)
I don't pass out. I have not been in poor health in...

*quietly, with reverence for the majesty and power of Dianetics* I can't even remember.
Jack Davenport: I am skepticaltropnevad on April 16th, 2006 02:57 am (UTC)
*sighs* Very recently.

Trust me on this.