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29 March 2006 @ 09:35 pm
Ms. J K Rowling - The Bard of Modern Times  
*points to icon's keywords*

*continues slow clapping*

*waits for tumultuous applause to join me*

Ms. Rowling? I'm a big fan. A big fan.

And clearly you'll want me to play the part of the noble and handsome Prince when this sells to DreamWorks. I'll call Steven up, get him to add a perilous one-handed rock climb, some dragon fire, maybe a chariot or eight can blow up. Looks better on the screen.

This could be bigger than MI:III, opening in theaters in a few weeks.
 
 
 
cruisn4alawsuit on March 30th, 2006 03:18 pm (UTC)
You're goddamned right about me being heterosexual. I mean, have you seen the women I end up with?

...I miss Ice Man.

BY WHICH I MEAN, I miss having a cool, straight man to talk in the public showers with, stripping to our skin and playing a manly game of volleyball with, a guy that clacks his teeth in my face and says how he is going to get his huge, throbbing machine over mine...

I'm not gay.